Moving On Monday, Jan 31 2011 

After a message on my dashboard this afternoon telling me that my blog was reported for mature content and whatnot, I’ve decided to move my postings and such to a new site that won’t flag me for such things.  To everyone who has been reading, please follow me over to my new slice of the internet where I will be posting the same things as before.

Here’s the link to my new blog: http://thevieuxcarre.blogspot.com/

I’ve already transferred reviews and erotica over as well as my submission chronicles.  If you like what I have to say, come visit me over where adult content is embraced and not flagged 🙂

HNT-Body Paint Thursday, Jan 27 2011 

I haven’t done a HNT post in a while and, well, it’s long overdue and it’s Thursday.  This picture is from going on two years ago, but it’s still a favorite of mine.  I went to a swing club for a Midsummer Night’s Dream party, which happened to be the weekend of my birthday, and there was an airbrush body paint artist there doing, well, body art.  I was excited and I decided to get painted.  It was a long process and it took the better part of two hours, and not long after it was all spanked off with my 300+ birthday spankings, but it was so worth it.

You can’t really see my face, which is good I suppose, but I wanted to show the full effect of that one side of my body.  The paint went down over my bum and over my tummy and such, though this is the best shot I got of it that night.

So, I hope you enjoy my body art and my old body.  I’ll post newer pictures soon.  Just need to get some taken 😉

Neverending Battle Tuesday, Jan 25 2011 

I wrote about my battle of the bulge back when I started this blog and, well, the battle has been started all over again.  I got lazy with school and didn’t take the time to care about myself and what I was doing to my body.  The disgusting thing about it was that I was eating almost an entire pizza when I’d order out, double orders of food, and horrible amounts of crap.  I’m not lying.  It’s disgusting and horrible to admit, but it happened and I’m changing that.

I decided a few months ago to join weight watchers and I let life get in the way and lost control again.  I let it go and didn’t bother to update it for a few months.  I decided about three weeks ago that enough was enough and I started tracking everything I was eating again.  I started to feel better, but I needed to take another step toward reaching my weight loss goals.  I needed more exercise.  I planned on going to the gym at school in the mornings, but I had made that promise to myself before and it never happened.  Once I get to school, I’m in absolutely no mood to go work out, get sweaty, shower there, and proceed to go to class.  I’d rather just show up ready to go.  I took an alternate route and signed up for a gym membership closer to home and I got my mom to do it with me.  This was the best decision and investment I have made this year thus far.  Well, aside from my romantic choice of course.

Since I started this battle over again, I have lost a total of 11 pounds.  That’s a lot of weight and I’m thrilled.  Feeling my clothes fit looser and my boobs not be as massive is a wonderful feeling.  It feels nice to throw my arm over my stomach and feel it going down a little bit each day.  I’m actually meeting my goals for the first time in a year.  Let’s just hope I keep this up.

Devine Playchest Review Monday, Jan 10 2011 

In my quest to find cute and practical sex toy storage, I happened upon the Devine Playchest over at the sex store I trust, EdenFantasys.  I had been struggling with storing all of my toys in multiple small duffel bags and when I saw the dimensions of this chest, I just had to have it.  The chest measures at 15″ in length, 8″ in width, and 10″ in height which is more spacious than the bags I had previously been using.

Upon receiving the play chest, I noted that it only came packaged in a plastic bag inside of the packing box which worried me a bit because of the potential of damaged packages en route to the post office.  Once I removed the chest from the box and the plastic wrapping, the smell of the vinyl was a bit overwhelming though the smell dissipated after I allowed it to air out.  After the bout with the rather overwhelming smell that assaulted my nostrils, I played with the chest a bit to figure out the mechanics.  The chest is lockable in order to keep others out of your personal belongings and comes with a key that is hidden in a small black vinyl pouch that is attached to the chest by a thin metal chain.  The lock, however, is a bit disappointing and doesn’t work all that well, at least on my chest, so to ensure that no one invades your privacy keep the chest out of sight if at all possible.  (more…)

Lovemoiselle Aveline Review Friday, Jan 7 2011 

The lovely people at FunWares sent me this beautiful ceramic dildo to review and, well, it is an amazing piece of art designed to pleasure a woman’s g-spot.  The Lovemoiselle Aveline is made completely out of ceramic and is, indeed, one of a kind.  Along the shaft of the dildo are three waves, designed to enhance the pleasure felt while this product is in use.  Aveline’s head is pointed in order to pinpoint the g-spot and provide a rather intense pleasurable sensation.  This is the first toy that I have tried since the nJoy pure wand that has been able to both stimulate my g-spot and cause me to have a g-spot orgasm.  If you have never felt such an orgasm, you need to.  The sensation is beyond words.

Aveline also has features to her that make her stand out from other dildos on the market.  The flower that is painted along the shaft is not crafted into the ceramic.  The paint job is a bit raised, which can be felt if you run your finger along the shaft.  The only concern with the paint job is that while using this product, you must be careful not to get too rough with it or you risk ruining the paint or chipping it.  This dildo is intended for more gentle, sensual play as opposed to rough, hard play.  (more…)

New Year, New Start Friday, Jan 7 2011 

Hello all of you fabulous readers out there and happy new year!  Yes, I got real quiet over the past few months and I sincerely apologize.  School and life got in the way of a lot of things that kept me from my blog.  Plus, it really sucked not having a power cord to my lap top and such.

So, now that I’m back one of my resolutions is to provide you all with more substance and meat.  More stories, reviews, and HNT posts are in the works and I promise that updating Office Lust is one of my first tasks after I finish the outstanding reviews I have.

So, before my hiatus I was accepted to Pink Cherry’s review program and am still working on my things for FunWares.  So, what do I have up and coming for you all?  Five reviews are going up this weekend.  Yes, five!  Once these are posted I will begin working on my erotica again for you all.  So, thank you for being patient and have a happy new year!

Epiphora’s Extravaganza Monday, Oct 4 2010 

First off, the photo to the right isn’t mine.  I posted it to go along with this post about Epiphora’s giveaway.  The photo to the right is her avatar and, well, I figured it would be fitting since I’m writing about here.

So, if you don’t know Ephiphora, she’s pretty nifty.  Seriously.  She’s been blogging for two years as well as contributing her always welcome snarky, but tasteful, comments about other occurrences in life.

She’s giving away some great prizes, one of which is the Jollies Jollet that I entered to win.  So, if you want to read quality reviews as well as enter this awesome contest, head on over to Hey, Ephiphora! and enter today!

Hummingbird Blossom Review Thursday, Sep 30 2010 

I was excited to open the package that came from FunWares that held my first review products for them.  The Hummingbird Blossom vibrator was one of the two toys I had chosen.  I was excited to get home and try this beautiful little vibrator out for myself, though I hate to say I was a tad bit disappointed.

The Hummingbird Blossom is a simple vibrator, running off of one AA battery.  There aren’t a whole lot of bells and whistles to this beautiful little vibrator, but it has the potential to get the job done for those new to vibrators.  The only reason why I feel it didn’t work for me is because I am rather desensitized to soft vibrations and they tend to tease me more than please me.  To get started and ready to use the Blossom, unscrew the cap at the base of the vibrator and slide the battery in, positive side down, before replacing the cap.  To activate the vibrations, simply turn the dial and the vibrations will activate.  I will say, though, that controlling the vibrations is a little hard to handle.  What I mean by that is that if you turn the dial too far to one end, the vibrations soften or stop completely.  If you turn the dial and stop in the middle, the vibrations are the strongest, though it is rather hard to keep the dial in that one position during use. (more…)

Silky G Vibrator Review Thursday, Sep 30 2010 

What better way to come back to my blog than to post a new product review?  Well, I think it’s a great way to come back personally.  A few weeks ago, I was approached by FunWares and asked to become a part of their review program.  I accepted, gratefully, and in return for my acceptance they sent me this beautiful Evolved Waterproof Silky G Vibrator.

This vibrator is absolutely amazing and left me trembling once I had reached my climax several times.  I was stunned because, personally, I have difficulty orgasming multiple times in one session of play.  I tend to get overly sensitive, but this vibrator definitely broke the mold of what I am used to when it comes to solo play.  But, before I delve more into my experience with this beautiful vibrator, let me tell you about it first!

The Silky G is made from hard silicone which leaves it able to be sterilized should you decide to share this with other partners.  This vibrator is designed the penetrate the vagina and reach that often hard to find g-spot.  The head of the vibrator is curved in order for it to reach the g-spot and massage it upon insertion, though be warned that the curved head is a bit intimidating.  The vibrator is extremely firm, which leaves no room for it to move with your body or contour to your inner walls.  The head of the vibrator is pointed and can cause pain if you suffer from pelvic issues and toys getting caught on it during play.  Because of the curved head, I would not recommend this for anal play as it could cause extreme discomfort during use.  (more…)

Looking Up Tuesday, Sep 7 2010 

Well, things have been looking up since the last post I wrote.  First of all, for those of you who read of my financial struggles, I have them no more.  My financial aid appeal was approved and I will be getting the assistance I need to pay for my last two semesters.  Needless to say, I’m rather excited and feel as though a huge weight has been lifted off of my shoulders.

I’ve been rather distant for a while because I’ve been super duper busy.  I started my second job that I’ll be doing on the weekends, so that has consumed my time now.  I’m also working on group projects as well as staying ahead of the game with some online classes that I’m taking.  I had a few minutes to write this just to let you guys know that I’m still around, but you might not see much of me until December.

Now, what you will be seeing is a lot more reviews posted to this blog.  I was recently approached by another company, FunWares, and have become a part of their review program.  With four different review programs, I’m going to be busy with getting reviews out as well.  Needless to say, I’m a busy busy girl.

So, stay tuned and check back for new reviews and, hopefully soon, more erotica.

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