Devine Playchest Review Monday, Jan 10 2011 

In my quest to find cute and practical sex toy storage, I happened upon the Devine Playchest over at the sex store I trust, EdenFantasys.  I had been struggling with storing all of my toys in multiple small duffel bags and when I saw the dimensions of this chest, I just had to have it.  The chest measures at 15″ in length, 8″ in width, and 10″ in height which is more spacious than the bags I had previously been using.

Upon receiving the play chest, I noted that it only came packaged in a plastic bag inside of the packing box which worried me a bit because of the potential of damaged packages en route to the post office.  Once I removed the chest from the box and the plastic wrapping, the smell of the vinyl was a bit overwhelming though the smell dissipated after I allowed it to air out.  After the bout with the rather overwhelming smell that assaulted my nostrils, I played with the chest a bit to figure out the mechanics.  The chest is lockable in order to keep others out of your personal belongings and comes with a key that is hidden in a small black vinyl pouch that is attached to the chest by a thin metal chain.  The lock, however, is a bit disappointing and doesn’t work all that well, at least on my chest, so to ensure that no one invades your privacy keep the chest out of sight if at all possible.  (more…)

Lovemoiselle Aveline Review Friday, Jan 7 2011 

The lovely people at FunWares sent me this beautiful ceramic dildo to review and, well, it is an amazing piece of art designed to pleasure a woman’s g-spot.  The Lovemoiselle Aveline is made completely out of ceramic and is, indeed, one of a kind.  Along the shaft of the dildo are three waves, designed to enhance the pleasure felt while this product is in use.  Aveline’s head is pointed in order to pinpoint the g-spot and provide a rather intense pleasurable sensation.  This is the first toy that I have tried since the nJoy pure wand that has been able to both stimulate my g-spot and cause me to have a g-spot orgasm.  If you have never felt such an orgasm, you need to.  The sensation is beyond words.

Aveline also has features to her that make her stand out from other dildos on the market.  The flower that is painted along the shaft is not crafted into the ceramic.  The paint job is a bit raised, which can be felt if you run your finger along the shaft.  The only concern with the paint job is that while using this product, you must be careful not to get too rough with it or you risk ruining the paint or chipping it.  This dildo is intended for more gentle, sensual play as opposed to rough, hard play.  (more…)

Hummingbird Blossom Review Thursday, Sep 30 2010 

I was excited to open the package that came from FunWares that held my first review products for them.  The Hummingbird Blossom vibrator was one of the two toys I had chosen.  I was excited to get home and try this beautiful little vibrator out for myself, though I hate to say I was a tad bit disappointed.

The Hummingbird Blossom is a simple vibrator, running off of one AA battery.  There aren’t a whole lot of bells and whistles to this beautiful little vibrator, but it has the potential to get the job done for those new to vibrators.  The only reason why I feel it didn’t work for me is because I am rather desensitized to soft vibrations and they tend to tease me more than please me.  To get started and ready to use the Blossom, unscrew the cap at the base of the vibrator and slide the battery in, positive side down, before replacing the cap.  To activate the vibrations, simply turn the dial and the vibrations will activate.  I will say, though, that controlling the vibrations is a little hard to handle.  What I mean by that is that if you turn the dial too far to one end, the vibrations soften or stop completely.  If you turn the dial and stop in the middle, the vibrations are the strongest, though it is rather hard to keep the dial in that one position during use. (more…)

Silky G Vibrator Review Thursday, Sep 30 2010 

What better way to come back to my blog than to post a new product review?  Well, I think it’s a great way to come back personally.  A few weeks ago, I was approached by FunWares and asked to become a part of their review program.  I accepted, gratefully, and in return for my acceptance they sent me this beautiful Evolved Waterproof Silky G Vibrator.

This vibrator is absolutely amazing and left me trembling once I had reached my climax several times.  I was stunned because, personally, I have difficulty orgasming multiple times in one session of play.  I tend to get overly sensitive, but this vibrator definitely broke the mold of what I am used to when it comes to solo play.  But, before I delve more into my experience with this beautiful vibrator, let me tell you about it first!

The Silky G is made from hard silicone which leaves it able to be sterilized should you decide to share this with other partners.  This vibrator is designed the penetrate the vagina and reach that often hard to find g-spot.  The head of the vibrator is curved in order for it to reach the g-spot and massage it upon insertion, though be warned that the curved head is a bit intimidating.  The vibrator is extremely firm, which leaves no room for it to move with your body or contour to your inner walls.  The head of the vibrator is pointed and can cause pain if you suffer from pelvic issues and toys getting caught on it during play.  Because of the curved head, I would not recommend this for anal play as it could cause extreme discomfort during use.  (more…)

Ballsy Review Saturday, Sep 4 2010 

I’d been lusting over the Ballsy cock for a while over at the sex store I trust, EdenFantasys, and decided to order it a few months back with a few other things.  Upon receiving the huge box of joy and fun, I immediately reached for the Ballsy’s packaging and immediately noticed how heavy it was.  Seriously, this is one heavy cock and I’m surprised that the hard plastic packaging it came it didn’t break or crack when I held it by the corner.  Needless to say, that didn’t deter me from breaking open the packaging to withhold my beautiful Hulk-esque cock.  And then the horror struck.

But, before I get to the horrific portion of this beautiful cock, let me give you a run down on this rather giant penis.  The Ballsy is roughly 9″ in length with an insertable length of about 7″.  It is also designed as a realistic penis with the base designed to appear as almost realistic testicles.  The shaft of the Ballsy is veined and textured much like that of a real penis.  The head is crafted as though modeled after a circumsised male.

The Ballsy is, to me, a penis that would be suitable for size queens and those who enjoy rather girthy toys.  The shaft is extremely girthy, so much so, that when I wrapped my hand around the shaft, the fingertip of my middle finger barely touched that of my thumb.  So, unless you have had extensive experience with dildos and prosthetics, as well as other large toys, I would not suggest the Ballsy as a starting toy.  Though I’m an experience user, this dildo may not appeal to all.  I have a rather tight vagina and have trouble with rather girthy toys.  If you have issues with taking toys that are a bit large and are experienced, you may not want to purchase the Ballsy as you may get nothing out of it.  However, if you do enjoy girthy, heavy dildos, then this one is probably right up your alley.  If you decide to use the Ballsy with a harness, it is harness compatible as well. (more…)

Crystal Bullet Saturday, Aug 28 2010 

Bullets are a dime a dozen and there are so many choices these days it’s insane.  Most bullets, I have found, don’t really provide the hard vibrations that I desire during play.  This bullet, though, has broken the mold of the ordinary bullets of its kind and truly blew me away and into the land of bliss and pleasure.  I found the Crystal High Intensity Bullet over at EdenFantasys, the sex store I trust, and read the raving commentary on it.  I had to try it for myself since I’m a skeptic and most vibrators that have been raved about usually don’t work for me.

This bullet is very small and can be used only for clitoral stimulation.  If used for vaginal or anal insertion, it can get lost and lead to a nasty trip the emergency room after play has finished.  This beautiful little bullet is, well, little, but it definitely gets the job done.  Running off of N batteries, provided in the packaging, this bullet provides vibrations that resonate through the shaft and end in the head, which happens to pinpoint and lock on the target, the clitoris.

The vibrations are operated by depressing the small, soft button at the base of the bullet that also unscrews to reveal the battery chamber.  The button at the base has to be held down for a few seconds in order for the bullet to rev up and provide vibrations on the hardest setting.  Once the hardest setting has been reached, the bullet kind of “clicks” to indicate that there is no further progression and it is at the max vibration it can provide.  Also, if there is any doubt that your vibrator is working, the button that you depress to activate the vibrations lights up.  If your bullet doesn’t vibrate, yet your light is on, you may have a faulty bullet.  To turn off the bullet, simply press the button which you depressed to activate the vibrations once and the bullet will become silent and still once more. (more…)

Fairy Mini Wand Saturday, Aug 28 2010 

Being a fan of the Hitachi Magic Wand, I didn’t think that I would ever find a wand that would live up to its standard.  When EdenFantasys, the sex store I trust, launched the Fairy line I just had to try it out for myself.  My Hitachi now has serious competition with this beautiful massager.

The Fairy Mini Wand Massager is a powerful vibrator that does not run off of batteries.  That’s right, ladies and gents.  This lovely massager can be plugged into the wall and will not lose its power due to use or dying batteries.  Along with being used for sexual enjoyment and rather intense orgasms, this beautiful wand can be used to massage sore muscles in the back, legs, and even the arms.  The fact that it has multiple uses makes it a wonderful item to add to any collection, at least that’s my opinion.

The Fairy Mini is operated by first being plugged into a wall, extension cord, power strip, or where ever you plug your electronics.  The dial located in the pink portion of the wand is used to operate the vibration settings.  Unlike the Hitachi, the Fairy Mini has multiple settings that range from soft to hard.  To activate the vibrations, simply turn the dial up toward the head and the vibrations will resonate immediately in the head at the top of the massager.  The vibrations of this wand are located directly in the head and there is little to no vibration felt in the shaft during use.  The lack of vibration in the shaft makes it easier to grip the wand during use.  (more…)

Blue Clit Eater Sunday, Aug 22 2010 

I adore clitoris focused vibrators and the Blue Venus External Vibrator is a wonderful vibrator to tease and tantalize the clitoris.  The packaging for the vibrator describes this beautiful vibrator as such: “This firm, curvy, waterproof vibrator specializes in buzz, two different ways!”  I was a bit skeptical at first since I am usually disappointed in vibrators that are designed specifically for the clitoris.  In my experience, I have purchased the “powerful” clitoral vibrators only to be left hanging and wondering when the earth shattering orgasm was going to erupt from the awesome and stupendous power of the vibrator.  This vibrator has lived up to the description provided by the manufacturer.

Before I delve into the vibrator itself, let me give you a few of the specifics.  This vibrator is 6.5″ in length and 1.25″ in girth, so it’s a pretty realistic sized vibrator.  The material is velvety smooth and made of ABS which is easily cleaned with warn water and soap after use, though I recommend using a condom if you intend to share with others.  The head of the vibrator has a scooped portion that nestles nicely into the hood over the clitoris to provide stimulation in a more spread out manner.  The pointed tip behind the scooped portion is designed to stimulate the clitoris directly and the vibrations are more centralized in the tip as opposed to the scooped portion. (more…)

Pinwheel O’ Fun Sunday, Aug 22 2010 

If you know me, you’ll know I have an infatuation with all things shiny, pointy, hurty, and just plain teasing.  This beautiful Wartenburg Pinwheel definitely provides all of the above to my masochistic needs, wants, and desires.

The pinwheel is generally used in BDSM and Fetish play for sensory enhancement and teasing.  The pinwheel is designed with sharp points surrounding a wheel that rotates as you roll it across your partner’s body.  The points are not dull by any stretch of the imagination and are rather sharp.  The prickly kiss of the pinwheel feels much like that of a bunch of push pins being pressed against your skin for short periods of time as the wheel travels across your body at your or your partner’s discretion.  The points are extremely sharp so definitely proceed with care and caution as you use this toy with your partner, or on yourself.  If you depress the head a little too hard on your skin, you can puncture the flesh and cause a little bit of bleeding.  If you’re into that, that’s great, but for others who aren’t just be aware of just what this pinwheel is capable of doing if used a bit too hard.  (more…)

Adorable, but Ineffective Thursday, Aug 12 2010 

I adore Hello Kitty, so much so that I have Hello Kitty car mats and a steering wheel cover in my car.  I know it’s childish.  Stop laughing at me!  Needless to say, my love for Hello Kitty accelerated when I saw this cute pocket rocket with her on top over at my favorite sex store, EdenFantasys!  I had to have her and I was super excited when she arrived on my door step.  I brought her to my room, unscrewed the base to place two AAA batteries in the chamber before screwing the base back on to get her going.  And then the disappointment struck.

The Hello Kitty pocket rocket is small and compact, which makes her discreet enough for traveling, keeping in your purse, and storing in your room or place of choice.  When it comes to actually using this pocket rocket, though, you may not achieve the orgasm that you are aiming for.  The vibrations that this pocket rocket produces are not strong by any means or stretch of the imagination, which leaves it lacking in the crucial department of “pleasure giving”.  If you are one who enjoys soft, teasing vibrations then the Hello Kitty pocket rocket may be right up your alley. (more…)

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