Moving On Monday, Jan 31 2011 

After a message on my dashboard this afternoon telling me that my blog was reported for mature content and whatnot, I’ve decided to move my postings and such to a new site that won’t flag me for such things.  To everyone who has been reading, please follow me over to my new slice of the internet where I will be posting the same things as before.

Here’s the link to my new blog: http://thevieuxcarre.blogspot.com/

I’ve already transferred reviews and erotica over as well as my submission chronicles.  If you like what I have to say, come visit me over where adult content is embraced and not flagged 🙂

HNT-Body Paint Thursday, Jan 27 2011 

I haven’t done a HNT post in a while and, well, it’s long overdue and it’s Thursday.  This picture is from going on two years ago, but it’s still a favorite of mine.  I went to a swing club for a Midsummer Night’s Dream party, which happened to be the weekend of my birthday, and there was an airbrush body paint artist there doing, well, body art.  I was excited and I decided to get painted.  It was a long process and it took the better part of two hours, and not long after it was all spanked off with my 300+ birthday spankings, but it was so worth it.

You can’t really see my face, which is good I suppose, but I wanted to show the full effect of that one side of my body.  The paint went down over my bum and over my tummy and such, though this is the best shot I got of it that night.

So, I hope you enjoy my body art and my old body.  I’ll post newer pictures soon.  Just need to get some taken 😉

Neverending Battle Tuesday, Jan 25 2011 

I wrote about my battle of the bulge back when I started this blog and, well, the battle has been started all over again.  I got lazy with school and didn’t take the time to care about myself and what I was doing to my body.  The disgusting thing about it was that I was eating almost an entire pizza when I’d order out, double orders of food, and horrible amounts of crap.  I’m not lying.  It’s disgusting and horrible to admit, but it happened and I’m changing that.

I decided a few months ago to join weight watchers and I let life get in the way and lost control again.  I let it go and didn’t bother to update it for a few months.  I decided about three weeks ago that enough was enough and I started tracking everything I was eating again.  I started to feel better, but I needed to take another step toward reaching my weight loss goals.  I needed more exercise.  I planned on going to the gym at school in the mornings, but I had made that promise to myself before and it never happened.  Once I get to school, I’m in absolutely no mood to go work out, get sweaty, shower there, and proceed to go to class.  I’d rather just show up ready to go.  I took an alternate route and signed up for a gym membership closer to home and I got my mom to do it with me.  This was the best decision and investment I have made this year thus far.  Well, aside from my romantic choice of course.

Since I started this battle over again, I have lost a total of 11 pounds.  That’s a lot of weight and I’m thrilled.  Feeling my clothes fit looser and my boobs not be as massive is a wonderful feeling.  It feels nice to throw my arm over my stomach and feel it going down a little bit each day.  I’m actually meeting my goals for the first time in a year.  Let’s just hope I keep this up.

New Year, New Start Friday, Jan 7 2011 

Hello all of you fabulous readers out there and happy new year!  Yes, I got real quiet over the past few months and I sincerely apologize.  School and life got in the way of a lot of things that kept me from my blog.  Plus, it really sucked not having a power cord to my lap top and such.

So, now that I’m back one of my resolutions is to provide you all with more substance and meat.  More stories, reviews, and HNT posts are in the works and I promise that updating Office Lust is one of my first tasks after I finish the outstanding reviews I have.

So, before my hiatus I was accepted to Pink Cherry’s review program and am still working on my things for FunWares.  So, what do I have up and coming for you all?  Five reviews are going up this weekend.  Yes, five!  Once these are posted I will begin working on my erotica again for you all.  So, thank you for being patient and have a happy new year!

Looking Up Tuesday, Sep 7 2010 

Well, things have been looking up since the last post I wrote.  First of all, for those of you who read of my financial struggles, I have them no more.  My financial aid appeal was approved and I will be getting the assistance I need to pay for my last two semesters.  Needless to say, I’m rather excited and feel as though a huge weight has been lifted off of my shoulders.

I’ve been rather distant for a while because I’ve been super duper busy.  I started my second job that I’ll be doing on the weekends, so that has consumed my time now.  I’m also working on group projects as well as staying ahead of the game with some online classes that I’m taking.  I had a few minutes to write this just to let you guys know that I’m still around, but you might not see much of me until December.

Now, what you will be seeing is a lot more reviews posted to this blog.  I was recently approached by another company, FunWares, and have become a part of their review program.  With four different review programs, I’m going to be busy with getting reviews out as well.  Needless to say, I’m a busy busy girl.

So, stay tuned and check back for new reviews and, hopefully soon, more erotica.

What a Week Wednesday, Sep 1 2010 

So, I feel like I’m a jumbled mess right now.  For real, it’s been crazy.  To start things, my job has been giving me so much grief that I dread going to work.  I used to love my job and, quite frankly, things have gotten a bit too hectic for my liking.  Most of the reason is the horrid management quality of my boss.  But, this too shall pass.  It’s been nice having a day off and, to be extra nice, he let me off for the day today as well.  I’m happy for that since I have a crap ton of things to get done today.

I’ve been horribly emotional the past few days and I reached my breaking point the other night.  I literally sobbed for about ten minutes straight because the stress had gotten to be too much.  That and my hormones are stupidly out of whack.  The downfall to having to take out my NuvaRing every three weeks is that I have to deal with the hormone imbalance that my birth control helps to level out.  So, naturally, I’m a bit of a basket case and I’m not afraid to admit it.  At least, I feel like one.

I’ve had a few saving graces this week, though.  First of all, I got a job I’d been trying to get for a while now for my weekends when I’m not working my job I’m at now.  The extra income will be nice and hopefully help with my financial situation with school.  I’m still waiting for an answer from the appeals committee as to whether or not they decided to grant my appeal or not.  Needless to say, it’s been two weeks and I’m on pins and needles with anticipation.  I just want to know yes or no, though I’m bracing myself for a no.  I should look into stripping if that’s the case.

My best friend has been there for me a lot this week and it’s been extremely helpful.  She listens to me and it’s nice to know that she cares.  Also, another person has been rather influential in improving my mood and helping me to get through the massive shit pile I’ve been trudging through.  He was there to listen to me cry, to make me feel better, and just to be there.  It was a huge comfort and, honestly, talking to him about things has really been helping me sleep at night.  Last night was the first night in about a week that I actually slept.  The total hours of sleep count for the past five nights is a grand total of 20 hours.  Oh yeah.  I told you it was bad.

Needless to say, things are starting to look up, but my life is still one hectic ball rolling down the hill with no sign of stopping any time soon.

HNT – Plaid Princess Wednesday, Aug 25 2010 

Well, darlings, it’s that time of the week again and this is an easy post for me to make with school and such.  I present to you my infamous plaid bra and panty set.  I effing LOVE this set that I purchased a few months ago.  So, I hope you love it just as much as I do.

What’s coming up here at my little ol’ space?  Well, I’m going to be throwing up two new reviews this weekend as well as working on part seven of Office Lust.  I know, I promised that last week, but life got busy.  Don’t hurt me too much!  I’m working with what I have at the moment.

Also, I’ve committed myself to losing 30 pounds by the end of the year, so I will probably be updating on my weight loss as soon as I get a reliable scale that isn’t ancient like the ones provided at the gym.  I hate those ones you have to slide across to figure out how much you weigh.  I don’t ever find them to be accurate.

So, here it is, folks.  Happy HNT y’all!

Back to School Tuesday, Aug 24 2010 

It’s that time of year again and, to be honest, I’m excited.  Why am I excited about school?  I’m in the final stretch and I can see home plate.  I am graduating in May with both of my degrees and telling college to kiss my ass goodbye.

I went to my first class yesterday and am waiting for my class to start for today.  I’m only taking two classes physically on campus, so it’s nice to only come for a little portion of the day.  I’m also taking the time before class to work out and get my body into more shape.  I haven’t updated since I started this little blog o’ mine, but I’ve lost 20 pounds to date.  I’m determined to lose 30 more by the end of the year, so I’m keeping up with working out and getting this fat ass into shape.

With school comes more responsibility, homework, studying, and all that other fun stuff, so my posting here is going to become scarce during the semester until about December.  I’m apologizing in advance to those of you who read, but I have to do what I have to do sometimes.  I will be doing product reviews still on the weekends and when I have free time during the week, but I honestly have my priorities with my grades right now.  However, there is ALWAYS time to fuck myself and tell you all about it ;).

That’s it for my rambling o’ the day.  Catch y’all again soon!

Adventures in Toyland Saturday, Aug 21 2010 

So, my best friend and I have a weekend tradition.  We go to the movies, grab a bite to eat, and just generally hang out.  Well, we do something as well to kill time before a movie.  Something odd that most best friends don’t do, though I don’t doubt there are people like us out there as well that do something similar.

For months we would decide to drive by the local toy store close to the movie house and every time we drove past it we would chicken out and not go in.  I’ve been in sex toy stores before and, well, I don’t like going in when there are copious amounts of people browsing and shopping.  Something about creepy toothless guys looking at pocket pussies and eyeing the girls walking around just bothers me.  Last night, though, we decided we weren’t going to chicken out.  Last night, we ventured into our first physical toy store together.

It was kind of comical, to say the least.  My best friend turned to look at me when she parked the car and asked if we really were going to do this this time around.  I nodded and told her we had to.  We had to break the mold of what we normally did and she agreed.  So, we went inside and we took a big sigh of relief.  I felt a little weird at first.  Really, if you knew us in high school when we first started hanging out and told me that in seven years we’d be sex toy shopping together I’d have laughed in your face and said “yeah, ooookay.”  (more…)

HNT – Argyle Queen Wednesday, Aug 18 2010 

It’s that time of the week again!  Yep, it’s Thursday!  The end of a long work week for me and, hopefully for the rest of you beautiful readers out there who keep coming back for more!

What’s in store for the weekend?  Well, I’ll tell you!  I’m going to be working on more writing, both of my erotica and, quite possibly, other small stories to keep your appetite whet for more.  Plus, I just like being a tease.  Would have never guessed it, would you?  I know it’s hard to believe.

Also, there will be more reviews going up as I continue to test new toys.  Well, I’ve had them for a while so they’re not “new” to my toy bag.  They’re just “new” to my kitty.  Yeah, But, be on the look out for more reviews soon!

I am also happy to announce that I am working with two new companies as a reviewer, so I’m rather excited about that!

So, enjoy my post for the week.  Happy HNT y’all!

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