Epiphora’s Extravaganza Monday, Oct 4 2010 

First off, the photo to the right isn’t mine.  I posted it to go along with this post about Epiphora’s giveaway.  The photo to the right is her avatar and, well, I figured it would be fitting since I’m writing about here.

So, if you don’t know Ephiphora, she’s pretty nifty.  Seriously.  She’s been blogging for two years as well as contributing her always welcome snarky, but tasteful, comments about other occurrences in life.

She’s giving away some great prizes, one of which is the Jollies Jollet that I entered to win.  So, if you want to read quality reviews as well as enter this awesome contest, head on over to Hey, Ephiphora! and enter today!

Hummingbird Blossom Review Thursday, Sep 30 2010 

I was excited to open the package that came from FunWares that held my first review products for them.  The Hummingbird Blossom vibrator was one of the two toys I had chosen.  I was excited to get home and try this beautiful little vibrator out for myself, though I hate to say I was a tad bit disappointed.

The Hummingbird Blossom is a simple vibrator, running off of one AA battery.  There aren’t a whole lot of bells and whistles to this beautiful little vibrator, but it has the potential to get the job done for those new to vibrators.  The only reason why I feel it didn’t work for me is because I am rather desensitized to soft vibrations and they tend to tease me more than please me.  To get started and ready to use the Blossom, unscrew the cap at the base of the vibrator and slide the battery in, positive side down, before replacing the cap.  To activate the vibrations, simply turn the dial and the vibrations will activate.  I will say, though, that controlling the vibrations is a little hard to handle.  What I mean by that is that if you turn the dial too far to one end, the vibrations soften or stop completely.  If you turn the dial and stop in the middle, the vibrations are the strongest, though it is rather hard to keep the dial in that one position during use. (more…)

Silky G Vibrator Review Thursday, Sep 30 2010 

What better way to come back to my blog than to post a new product review?  Well, I think it’s a great way to come back personally.  A few weeks ago, I was approached by FunWares and asked to become a part of their review program.  I accepted, gratefully, and in return for my acceptance they sent me this beautiful Evolved Waterproof Silky G Vibrator.

This vibrator is absolutely amazing and left me trembling once I had reached my climax several times.  I was stunned because, personally, I have difficulty orgasming multiple times in one session of play.  I tend to get overly sensitive, but this vibrator definitely broke the mold of what I am used to when it comes to solo play.  But, before I delve more into my experience with this beautiful vibrator, let me tell you about it first!

The Silky G is made from hard silicone which leaves it able to be sterilized should you decide to share this with other partners.  This vibrator is designed the penetrate the vagina and reach that often hard to find g-spot.  The head of the vibrator is curved in order for it to reach the g-spot and massage it upon insertion, though be warned that the curved head is a bit intimidating.  The vibrator is extremely firm, which leaves no room for it to move with your body or contour to your inner walls.  The head of the vibrator is pointed and can cause pain if you suffer from pelvic issues and toys getting caught on it during play.  Because of the curved head, I would not recommend this for anal play as it could cause extreme discomfort during use.  (more…)

Ballsy Review Saturday, Sep 4 2010 

I’d been lusting over the Ballsy cock for a while over at the sex store I trust, EdenFantasys, and decided to order it a few months back with a few other things.  Upon receiving the huge box of joy and fun, I immediately reached for the Ballsy’s packaging and immediately noticed how heavy it was.  Seriously, this is one heavy cock and I’m surprised that the hard plastic packaging it came it didn’t break or crack when I held it by the corner.  Needless to say, that didn’t deter me from breaking open the packaging to withhold my beautiful Hulk-esque cock.  And then the horror struck.

But, before I get to the horrific portion of this beautiful cock, let me give you a run down on this rather giant penis.  The Ballsy is roughly 9″ in length with an insertable length of about 7″.  It is also designed as a realistic penis with the base designed to appear as almost realistic testicles.  The shaft of the Ballsy is veined and textured much like that of a real penis.  The head is crafted as though modeled after a circumsised male.

The Ballsy is, to me, a penis that would be suitable for size queens and those who enjoy rather girthy toys.  The shaft is extremely girthy, so much so, that when I wrapped my hand around the shaft, the fingertip of my middle finger barely touched that of my thumb.  So, unless you have had extensive experience with dildos and prosthetics, as well as other large toys, I would not suggest the Ballsy as a starting toy.  Though I’m an experience user, this dildo may not appeal to all.  I have a rather tight vagina and have trouble with rather girthy toys.  If you have issues with taking toys that are a bit large and are experienced, you may not want to purchase the Ballsy as you may get nothing out of it.  However, if you do enjoy girthy, heavy dildos, then this one is probably right up your alley.  If you decide to use the Ballsy with a harness, it is harness compatible as well. (more…)

Crystal Bullet Saturday, Aug 28 2010 

Bullets are a dime a dozen and there are so many choices these days it’s insane.  Most bullets, I have found, don’t really provide the hard vibrations that I desire during play.  This bullet, though, has broken the mold of the ordinary bullets of its kind and truly blew me away and into the land of bliss and pleasure.  I found the Crystal High Intensity Bullet over at EdenFantasys, the sex store I trust, and read the raving commentary on it.  I had to try it for myself since I’m a skeptic and most vibrators that have been raved about usually don’t work for me.

This bullet is very small and can be used only for clitoral stimulation.  If used for vaginal or anal insertion, it can get lost and lead to a nasty trip the emergency room after play has finished.  This beautiful little bullet is, well, little, but it definitely gets the job done.  Running off of N batteries, provided in the packaging, this bullet provides vibrations that resonate through the shaft and end in the head, which happens to pinpoint and lock on the target, the clitoris.

The vibrations are operated by depressing the small, soft button at the base of the bullet that also unscrews to reveal the battery chamber.  The button at the base has to be held down for a few seconds in order for the bullet to rev up and provide vibrations on the hardest setting.  Once the hardest setting has been reached, the bullet kind of “clicks” to indicate that there is no further progression and it is at the max vibration it can provide.  Also, if there is any doubt that your vibrator is working, the button that you depress to activate the vibrations lights up.  If your bullet doesn’t vibrate, yet your light is on, you may have a faulty bullet.  To turn off the bullet, simply press the button which you depressed to activate the vibrations once and the bullet will become silent and still once more. (more…)

Fairy Mini Wand Saturday, Aug 28 2010 

Being a fan of the Hitachi Magic Wand, I didn’t think that I would ever find a wand that would live up to its standard.  When EdenFantasys, the sex store I trust, launched the Fairy line I just had to try it out for myself.  My Hitachi now has serious competition with this beautiful massager.

The Fairy Mini Wand Massager is a powerful vibrator that does not run off of batteries.  That’s right, ladies and gents.  This lovely massager can be plugged into the wall and will not lose its power due to use or dying batteries.  Along with being used for sexual enjoyment and rather intense orgasms, this beautiful wand can be used to massage sore muscles in the back, legs, and even the arms.  The fact that it has multiple uses makes it a wonderful item to add to any collection, at least that’s my opinion.

The Fairy Mini is operated by first being plugged into a wall, extension cord, power strip, or where ever you plug your electronics.  The dial located in the pink portion of the wand is used to operate the vibration settings.  Unlike the Hitachi, the Fairy Mini has multiple settings that range from soft to hard.  To activate the vibrations, simply turn the dial up toward the head and the vibrations will resonate immediately in the head at the top of the massager.  The vibrations of this wand are located directly in the head and there is little to no vibration felt in the shaft during use.  The lack of vibration in the shaft makes it easier to grip the wand during use.  (more…)

Adventures in Toyland Saturday, Aug 21 2010 

So, my best friend and I have a weekend tradition.  We go to the movies, grab a bite to eat, and just generally hang out.  Well, we do something as well to kill time before a movie.  Something odd that most best friends don’t do, though I don’t doubt there are people like us out there as well that do something similar.

For months we would decide to drive by the local toy store close to the movie house and every time we drove past it we would chicken out and not go in.  I’ve been in sex toy stores before and, well, I don’t like going in when there are copious amounts of people browsing and shopping.  Something about creepy toothless guys looking at pocket pussies and eyeing the girls walking around just bothers me.  Last night, though, we decided we weren’t going to chicken out.  Last night, we ventured into our first physical toy store together.

It was kind of comical, to say the least.  My best friend turned to look at me when she parked the car and asked if we really were going to do this this time around.  I nodded and told her we had to.  We had to break the mold of what we normally did and she agreed.  So, we went inside and we took a big sigh of relief.  I felt a little weird at first.  Really, if you knew us in high school when we first started hanging out and told me that in seven years we’d be sex toy shopping together I’d have laughed in your face and said “yeah, ooookay.”  (more…)

Beautiful Letdown Wednesday, Aug 11 2010 

I recently purchased the LayaSpot vibrator manufactured by Fun Factory over at EdenFantasys, the sex shop I trust, and I was ecstatic when I received it in my rather large shipment.  I absolutely couldn’t wait to unscrew the beautiful magenta cap at the tip and insert the two AAA batteries I had waiting to get down to business.  But, the sad part is, folks, that when I went to use this beautiful little vibrator on my clitoris I was horribly disappointed at how light the vibrations were.

Laya came packaged in a beautiful box, as shown to the left, and included an instruction manual with many different languages on how to use her.  She also came packaged with a bit of personal massage oil that I didn’t try to use as I’m allergic to most oils and lubricants.  Upon removing her from the packaging, I noticed that she fits in the palm of my hand.  Laya is very small and discreet, so hiding her is easy peasy for someone who lives at home, in a dorm, or just really doesn’t want any prying eyes to see.  The coloring of the material is beautiful and vibrant, more so than the photos provided online.  Needless to say, she’s quite the beauty, but when it comes to getting the job done, she is seriously lacking.  (more…)